Whose line is it anyway?

- Ang TO ay Turn Off! Hindi Turn On!

- Oh my God! Oh my God! Tumawag ang crush ko!


- Picture! Isa pa!


- I don't want to drink. I'm allergic. I'll get rashes. Papanget ako!
- You have to drink because it's my birthday!


- Grabeh! Going out your way talaga...


- Drink na! This is practically JUICE!
- Practically juice... Yeah right!


- I'm not drunk.


- What do you want? Pasta or Salad?
- I want pasta! White sauce!
- OK. I'll make pasta
- Huy lasing na yan! Wag mo na paglutuin.
- Hayaan mo sya! Gusto nya eh.


- I want to puke.


- Nasaan na kayo? Nasaan na kayo!!!
- We're here sa lobby waiting for the elevator
- Oh my God! He's in the elevator
- Shut up na! He's here.


- CK! Naiiyak ako! P********* nya talaga!
- OK lang yan. Ako nga umiyak na kanina.


- I know an asshole when I see one and I know a loser when I see one.
- So ano ba sya? Asshole or loser?
- Both.


- Mahal na mahal ko sya! Kung alam nya lang kung gaano ko sya kamahal.


- Pag naging boyfriend ko sya,friend nyo pa rin ba ako?
- Hindi na.
- Di nyo na ako i-invite sa parties nyo?
- Hindi talaga.


- Pero OK ang gel nya ah. 4AM na ayos pa rin buhok nya. Tanong mo nga kung ano gel nya.

Memorable Lines, Moments and Bloopers Part 2

Therese
"Men are like dogs. They have to be trained."

Tita Alice (Kartika's Mom)
"Men are like dogs. Pinapakain mo na sa bahay. Pero pag nakalabas, kumakalkal pa rin ng basura."

Maan
"Kupal talaga mga lalake!"
"Mas pangit, mas kupal!"

Tina: Just in the time of nick!
Leny: Tina, it's "Just in the NICK of TIME."
Tina: Leny, joke yun.

Kartika: Joks are half men.
Leny: Karts, it's "JOKES are half MEANT".
Kartika: Leny, I know. I was just joking.

Jackie: ...yung NIKE (pronounced as nayk) watch...
Maan: NIKE! (nay-kee)

Kartika: Leng, nagdadabog ka ba?
Leng: Hindi noh!
Maan: Hayaan nyo sya magdabog. Heartbroken sya.
Kartika: So pwede rin ako magdabog?
Connie: Hinde! Di ka heartbroken... heartbreaker ka!

Maan: Karts & Rein, lunch na tayo.
Kartika: I have baon.
Rein singing: What's your baon? Tell me what's your baon? (to the tune of What's your Flavor" )

Wella: Diba yung octopus may 8 testicles?
Someone (I forgot who): Tentacles!
Sir Pau: Hhhmm.. Ikaw Wella ah! Kung anu-ano naiisip mo ah.

Memorable Lines and Bloopers Part 1

My officemates are the best! Read on for some of the Memorable lines and bloopers which were said during office hours and after office hours. Click on a name to check out their Friendster Profile.

Bloopers in the office...
Kartika
"I am your friendly neighborhood."
"Can you also bought me that?"

Maan
"...Guinea Pig (pronounced as geenee peeg, ge-ne peg, Guinea Peg, and other combinations)..."
"....I love watching moo-ves..."
"Dalhin mo yung Mee-nutes of the Meeting."

Leny
"Send your e-mail to S-C-I-P das..." (if you know our e-mail address, you'll know what's wrong)

CK
"Shattles." (instead of Seattle's)
"MTV Creeps." (instead of Cribs)
"Hush Browns."

Connie
"We can't went there."

Chavz
"As discusseded earlier..."

Athena
"Sweeming..."

Lines which got us into trouble...
Maan
"Konting respeto sa senior ha!"
"Kung gusto ko, kaya kong pabagsakin ang over-all performance mo!"
"Kaya lang naman nag-order si Aga coz nakikisama sya."

Connie
"Kung nahihiya kang kasama kami ni Maan, lumipat ka ng table!"

Maan/Connie
"Tatanga-tanga!"

Wella to Maan
"Hindi ka kawalan."

This is just a partial list. More to come. Abangan ang susunod na kabanata.