Memorable Lines, Moments and Bloopers Part 2

Therese
"Men are like dogs. They have to be trained."

Tita Alice (Kartika's Mom)
"Men are like dogs. Pinapakain mo na sa bahay. Pero pag nakalabas, kumakalkal pa rin ng basura."

Maan
"Kupal talaga mga lalake!"
"Mas pangit, mas kupal!"

Tina: Just in the time of nick!
Leny: Tina, it's "Just in the NICK of TIME."
Tina: Leny, joke yun.

Kartika: Joks are half men.
Leny: Karts, it's "JOKES are half MEANT".
Kartika: Leny, I know. I was just joking.

Jackie: ...yung NIKE (pronounced as nayk) watch...
Maan: NIKE! (nay-kee)

Kartika: Leng, nagdadabog ka ba?
Leng: Hindi noh!
Maan: Hayaan nyo sya magdabog. Heartbroken sya.
Kartika: So pwede rin ako magdabog?
Connie: Hinde! Di ka heartbroken... heartbreaker ka!

Maan: Karts & Rein, lunch na tayo.
Kartika: I have baon.
Rein singing: What's your baon? Tell me what's your baon? (to the tune of What's your Flavor" )

Wella: Diba yung octopus may 8 testicles?
Someone (I forgot who): Tentacles!
Sir Pau: Hhhmm.. Ikaw Wella ah! Kung anu-ano naiisip mo ah.